Paris Hilton
Published on December 13, 2006 By Worrdy In Music
Band: Paris Hilton
Tune: Stars Are Blind (Paris, 2006)
Original lyrics: Available here.

I am emotionally neutral in regards to associating myself with you in this current location that we are in, as I rarely discover homosapiens of the male species whose behaviours towards me are utterly different from yours. The rest of the male division of the homosapien society merely desire to find enjoyment in actions where I am forced into deception; furthermore, when I commence the process of moving my feet in a constant up-and-down routine whilst my body is moving forward towards, they establish conversations concerning self-euthanasia. A certain amount of human beings eternally fail to recognize and thereby surpass the imbecilic vainglory they possess; however, you are able to view the genuine organism concealed within my flesh and other bodily tissues and organs, and it is for this reason that I feel a sense of vindication. Oh, negative, oh.

Albeit the fact that celestial rulers are in a state of insanity, albeit the fact that masses of gas in outer space are visually disabled, should you choose to display bona fide sentiments of affections, infant, I will display the ones I possess. I am capable of appearing tame and obstreperous, and exist as the supreme spirit of evil and a celestial attendant of God as well. I possess an aortic pump and the spiritual aspect of myself regarded in its moral aspect and existing corpse. Let us observe what this romantic relationship we hold is capable of acheiving. Infant, I conform to the description of an ideal type you hold.

My object of affection, oh, oh.

I am capable of existing as an associate you confide in with your utmost secrets, merely a member of the group of your female humans whom you are emotionally attached to by feelings of affection or personal regard. However, I am certain that you do not desire this situation if the final battle between the forces of good and evil should occurr the day after today. Why is it we are unable to be physically nearby to a person who obtains our genuine sentiments of affections? At the present time, divulge to me the response to this question: who has constantly appeared in the succession of images, thoughts, or emotions passing through your mind during sleep during solitary periods of darkness between sunrise and sunset? Oh, negative, negative!

Albeit the fact that celestial rulers are in a state of insanity, albeit the fact that masses of gas in outer space are visually disabled, should you choose to display bona fide sentiments of affections, infant, I will display the ones I possess. I am capable of appearing tame and obstreperous, and exist as the supreme spirit of evil and a celestial attendant of God as well. I possess an aortic pump and the spiritual aspect of myself regarded in its moral aspect and existing corpse. Let us observe what this romantic relationship we hold is capable of acheiving. Infant, I conform to the description of an ideal type you hold.

I ask you to pardon the fact that I currently am utilizing my inborn ability to sense. The indefinite period of time we are currently consumed in is significant. It is possible that it is a mere result of the fact that I am currently utilizing my inborn ability to sense, however, there is a possibility this event may involve us participating in activities involving bodily movement. Oh, negative, negative!

Albeit the fact that celestial rulers are in a state of insanity, albeit the fact that masses of gas in outer space are visually disabled, should you choose to display bona fide sentiments of affections, infant, I will display the ones I possess. I am capable of appearing tame and obstreperous, and exist as the supreme spirit of evil and a celestial attendant of God as well. I possess an aortic pump and the spiritual aspect of myself regarded in its moral aspect and existing corpse. Let us observe what this romantic relationship we hold is capable of acheiving. Let us observe what sentiments of affection are capable of acheiving!

Infant, I conform to the description of an ideal type you hold.

Albeit the fact that celestial rulers are in a state of insanity...
Albeit the fact that masses of gas in outer space are visually disabled...

Albeit the fact that celestial rulers are in a state of insanity...
Albeit the fact that masses of gas in outer space are visually disabled...

Comments
on Dec 13, 2006
OK, this is funny! My head hurts, tho! !
on Dec 13, 2006
Took me a while to dissipate all that information, but upon having undertaken the task of reading your very first post, I have come to the conclusion that the contents are, undeniably, utterly, brilliant.

In other words: LMAO!

on Dec 13, 2006
. Thank you Gideon and Mackintosh for the feedback, I was wondering if anybody else would "get" this blog. Glad to know some do!
on Dec 13, 2006
Very nice although I would suggest losin the ALL CAPS titles... too much akin to some very screedy folk who post here. Other than that I loved it. Have some Insightfuls.
on Dec 13, 2006
Hi greywar. My apologies for that! I'll fix up the titles so they're regularly capitalized, I'm not too familiar with this blogging site. And thank you for the Insightfuls!