Band: Paris Hilton Tune: Stars Are Blind ( Paris , 2006) Original lyrics: Available here . I am emotionally neutral in regards to associating myself with you in this current location that we are in, as I rarely discover homosapiens of the male species whose behaviours towards me are utterly different from yours. The rest of the male division of the homosapien society merely desire to find enjoyment in actions where I am forced into deception; furthermore, when I commence the process of ...

In case you are unsure what on Earth you've stumbled on, in this blog, I will take contemporary pop songs and translate them from English to, well, more better English. First victims: The Black Eyed Peas Tune: My Humps Original lyrics: Available here . Will.I.Am: What are your plans with every single parcel, every single parcel inside the storage compartment of your car? Fergie: I am definitely pursuing, pursuing, pursuing to intoxacate you. Intoxicate you with alcoholic beverages ser...