Black Eyed Peas
Published on October 17, 2006 By Worrdy In Blogging
In case you are unsure what on Earth you've stumbled on, in this blog, I will take contemporary pop songs and translate them from English to, well, more better English. First victims: The Black Eyed Peas
Tune: My Humps
Original lyrics: Available here.

Will.I.Am:
What are your plans with every single parcel, every single parcel inside the storage compartment of your car?

Fergie:
I am definitely pursuing, pursuing, pursuing to intoxacate you. Intoxicate you with alcoholic beverages served from my posterior muscles. My posterior muscles. My posterior muscles, my posterior muscles, my posterior muscles. (Investiage this situation.)

I continously send these male people of African heritage into a mental state of insanity. I perform my actions ritually each day. They behave in generous manners towards me. They purchase various jewelries for me with shined, polished surfaces. Dolce & Gabbana. Fendi and afterwards, Donna. Karan, these homosapiens are contributing all their financial profits with me for the sake of my appearance, and to furthermore enhance it to achieve popularity in the gaudy neighborhoods. Fellow person of a similar ancestry as I, I do not question. They compliment how attractive my buttocks appear in clothing from Seven Jeans and True Religion. I respond in refusal, despite their presents. Therefore, I am left with no choice but to stay on the receiving end; and if you are in confusion, I am currently not involved in a romantic relationship. We can resume our public engagements, and I will continue visually ostending

My romantic sentiments of affection. My romantic sentiments of affection, my romantic sentiments of affection, my romantic sentiments of affection. You have romantic sentiments of affection towards my female posterior muscles. My posterior muscles, my posterior muscles, my posterior muscles. My posterior muscles, they have put you in your current position.

Black Eyed Peas men:
She has given me the desire to barter currency with material objects! (Oh!)

Fergie:
Barter all the currency you have in your finance account for my benefits, and contributing occassions for my benefits.

Black Eyed Peas men:
She has given me the desire to barter currency with material objects! (Oh!)

Fergie:
Barter all the currency you have in your finance account for my benefits, for-for my benefits, for my benefits.

Will.I.Am:
What are your plans with every single parcel, every single parcel inside the storage compartment of your car?

Fergie:
I am definitely pursuing, pursuing, pursuing to intoxacate you. Intoxicate you with alcoholic beverages served from my posterior muscles.
What are your plans with both of your dorsal aspects, both of your dorsal aspects inside of those denim leg clothing?
I shall successfully cause you to caterwaul, successfully cause you to caterwaul, successfully cause you to caterwaul as a result of my posterior muscles. My posterior muscles, my posterior muscles, my posterior muscles. My attractive female posterior muscles. (Investiage this situation.)

Will.I.Am:
I encountered a homosapien of the female species at a metropolitan discotheque. She stated, "Greetings. Greetings. Greetings. I respond in the affirmative. Let us depart from this place." It is possible for me to be your infant, it is possible for you to be a sweet, viscid pollen nectar in liquid form of mine. Let us celebrate occassions in each other's company, but not engage in bartering currency with material objects. Coalesce your bovine extract with my chocolate flavored wheat cereal. Bovine extract drenched chocolate. Coalesce your bovine extract with my chocolate flavored wheat cereal. Bovine extract drenched, bovine extract drenched, is this correct?

Fergie:
Others inform me that my appearance is arousing. The homosapiens with male phalluses verbally express their desire to perform sexual intercourse with me. They constantly are in an upright position on the feet beside me. Constantly moving their physical features rhythmically to accompaniment of music beside me. They desire to obtain a sensation through physical contact with my dorsal mounds, dorsal mounds. They fixate their gaze on my posterior muscles, posterior muscles. You are granted permission to spectate, but are forbidden to obtain physical contact with my body. If you obtain physical contact with my body, I shall commence a series of compositions artistically telling serious and compelling stories intended for representation by actors impersonating the characters and performing the dialogue and actions. You do not desire a series of compositions artistically telling serious and compelling stories intended for representation by actors impersonating the characters and performing the dialogue and actions. Derogatory, derogatory series of compositions artistically telling serious and compelling stories intended for representation by actors impersonating the characters and performing the dialogue and actions. You desire no series of compositions artistically telling serious and compelling stories intended for representation by actors impersonating the characters and performing the dialogue and actions. Therefore, do not haul the prehensile part of my upper limb towards your direction, homosapien infant of the male species. You are not romantically linked with me, homosapien infant of the male species. I am merely attempting to move my physical features rhythmically to accompaniment of music, homosapien infant of the male species, and repetitively place my dorsal mounds from one position to another.

Will.I.Am:
What are your plans with every single parcel, every single parcel inside the storage compartment of your car?

Fergie:
I am definitely pursuing, pursuing, pursuing to intoxacate you. Intoxicate you with alcoholic beverages served from my posterior muscles.

Will.I.Am:
What are your plans with your mammillas, both of your mammillas stored within your garment for the upper part of the body?

Fergie:
I am definitely pursuing, pursuing, pursuing to force you to persevere. Force you to persevere, persevere, force you to persevere.

Black Eyed Peas men:
She has given me the desire to barter currency with material objects! (Oh!)

Fergie:
Barter all the currency you have in your finance account for my benefits, and contributing occassions for my benefits.

Black Eyed Peas men:
She has given me the desire to barter currency with material objects! (Oh!)

Fergie:
Barter all the currency you have in your finance account for my benefits, for-for my benefits, for my benefits.

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