In case you are unsure what on Earth you've stumbled on, in this blog, I will take contemporary pop songs and translate them from English to, well, more better English. First victims: The Black Eyed Peas Tune: My Humps Original lyrics: Available here . Will.I.Am: What are your plans with every single parcel, every single parcel inside the storage compartment of your car? Fergie: I am definitely pursuing, pursuing, pursuing to intoxacate you. Intoxicate you with alcoholic beverages ser...